starlight-stormsong:

darktownboykisser:

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

advanced-procrastination:
“ trilllizard666:
“ fortangel:
“ mediocrepresident:
“ goldkat-g0negrey:
“reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
”
YES
”
No but my dad...
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advanced-procrastination:
“ trilllizard666:
“ fortangel:
“ mediocrepresident:
“ goldkat-g0negrey:
“reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
”
YES
”
No but my dad...
Zoom Info
advanced-procrastination:
“ trilllizard666:
“ fortangel:
“ mediocrepresident:
“ goldkat-g0negrey:
“reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
”
YES
”
No but my dad...
Zoom Info
advanced-procrastination:
“ trilllizard666:
“ fortangel:
“ mediocrepresident:
“ goldkat-g0negrey:
“reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
”
YES
”
No but my dad...
Zoom Info
advanced-procrastination:
“ trilllizard666:
“ fortangel:
“ mediocrepresident:
“ goldkat-g0negrey:
“reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
”
YES
”
No but my dad...
Zoom Info
advanced-procrastination:
“ trilllizard666:
“ fortangel:
“ mediocrepresident:
“ goldkat-g0negrey:
“reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
”
YES
”
No but my dad...
Zoom Info
advanced-procrastination:
“ trilllizard666:
“ fortangel:
“ mediocrepresident:
“ goldkat-g0negrey:
“reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
”
YES
”
No but my dad...
Zoom Info
advanced-procrastination:
“ trilllizard666:
“ fortangel:
“ mediocrepresident:
“ goldkat-g0negrey:
“reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
”
YES
”
No but my dad...
Zoom Info
advanced-procrastination:
“ trilllizard666:
“ fortangel:
“ mediocrepresident:
“ goldkat-g0negrey:
“reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
”
YES
”
No but my dad...
Zoom Info
advanced-procrastination:
“ trilllizard666:
“ fortangel:
“ mediocrepresident:
“ goldkat-g0negrey:
“reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
”
YES
”
No but my dad...
Zoom Info

advanced-procrastination:

trilllizard666:

fortangel:

mediocrepresident:

goldkat-g0negrey:

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

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Confidence Helps

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”